Have you ever?

have you ever had one of those days where your day could have ended up better if it involved oh say winning the lottery or something to do with tassles? Lets just fantasize for a minute about winning the lottery. I am sure all you would still be my friends... right? Oh look is that tomato soup splatter from Saturday on my desk? Wow thats interesting.

I quickly ended that fantasy because I was getting sad that I am broke college student. Also I have to re arrange the tables in the library because my boss is bored with the current configuration. I can't because some guy decided to plop down right in the table I was going to move. Kim said I should start table top dancing and now we have moved on to pole dancing classes. I am pretty sure I would make an interesting pole dancer. Kind of like a chubby tarzan, look out for that... oh is that a donut? Whilst I crash into the floor because I can't hang upsidedown and think of food. In theory. Or like an airplane sailing out of the sky to crash land.. oh I think you get the picture.

Maybe I shouldn't leave the tables all helter skelter like that. Nobody is using them. Not that they can, all the chairs have been pulled out and moved all over the library. Re-arranging crap is fun! Not as fun as not doing what I am supposed to do but almost equally so.

Today is harass the partons day about how they are going someplace else to get FREE printing. Then they come back and print and give you money, weird. Didn't we just cover this? Didn't you just say you were leaving to go print for free? I don't give a damn either way but still I may laugh at you. In fact I just did. HAHAHA.. oh crud now I have to count that .40 cents he gave me. Can we not do this game anymore? I would rather not play this game anymore because when you give me money that means I get to count it. And I have 70 pennies today. I took her money, her money is good here, but it was all in pennies.... lots of pennies... have I said LOTS AND LOTS of pennies yet? I think you get the picture. Not to mention they were lukewarm when she gave them to me. POCKET BUTT WARM PENNIES EWWWW....

Oh look at my pretty helterskelter tables and how nobody can use them.. Maybe I can use this as a patron detterant device. I was going to eat one of them and then let word get out but this may be simpler. As I don't know any recipies that have a good human section. In fact I think I may just throw up the soup I just ate... In fact I might throw up more than just my soup... yuck... I just made myself sick.. I didn't think that one was possible. Well time to go... do less work! YAY