10 ways to know if you are having a great morning

In contrast to my semi-angry blog the other day this one is quite the opposite, not all like attractive opposite but more like the kind of opposite they teach on seasme street. I decided that I should give some excellent ways to tell if you are having a great morning!

1. You wake up and you do not step in cat throw up- it's like a land mine only more mushy and less explod-y

2. Your car does not make that sound- you know that one sound that you think "I should get that checked" and then never do because who in the world has time for these things?

3. You know you aren't in Russia- because in Russia mornings grate you. Lame I know but I am on a roll with these In Russia jokes, I only pick on them because I am leaning about them in HIST 326. Next week I will prolly be telling jokes about Italy and Fascism.

4. You realize that you had pizza for dinner and it is possible to eat it for breakfast- this is of course only if you wake up early enough to get a slice, you know how rotten it is to take that last piece of something or other when someone was really craving it!? Yeah happens almost dailiy for me.

5. You do not have signing lawn ornaments- we couldn't find any singing lawn ornaments that were willing to stick around during the winter, although feel free to drive past in the summer and listen to our singing flamingos rendition of "It's a small world"

6. When you wake up sining Lady Gaga and Ke$ha- only on good mornings do I wake up with songs already in my head, usually they just fliter in after the voices are done arguing.

7. You realize your broom has a full tank!- Have you ever had to stop for.. broom fuel while on your way to work? I mean honesly filling up one those... broom tanks... takes like 20 bucks! that is hard earned cold cash right there! Just don't leave your dust pan in the ignition they don't like that.

8. When you decide to name all the squirrls you can find. I think that ones name is Dawn and that one is Matt.. Matt likes garbage, he REALLY likes garbage when there is leftovers from McD's in there.

9. When you make it to your desitination without freezing off your left butt cheek. This also goes for hacking up a left lung. I must not like my left side.

10. When you get a facebook message! Who doesn't want these? Honestly?

Sometimes the answer is "yes" then cower behind the hand sanitizer machine in the hallway

When walking to and fro and then fro again usually me walking down the hall to a class you often see the strangest people. There is no popping up of the collar and blending in with the wall paper. No-siree none of that stuff. They see you, and they remember you, and you have helped them... somehow...

Being a Peer Advisor has its good things, and it's bad things. You can't hide when people come up and ask you questions, and sometimes you know the answers!! Sometimes. I have been approached several times by people I have helped in the past... For the life of me I can never remember their names but their questions are life or death and must be solved now... I am sure someone in Student Services had walkin hours today...

Besides the point of I don't really want to help you in my free time, I thought I needed to cheer myself up with a blog. It's not exactly working. In fact it is working about as well as microwaving the keyboard, to give some kind of idea that would be very... melt-y and hard to type on because it would be all gooey and you would type something and get a whole different letter then end up calling the person to translate the email defeating the purpose.. or was they porpus? One or the other.

So to conclude my wonderful blog, I am going to put down 10 things about the cold in Idaho

1. You know its cold when you think "I'm allergic to Idaho, I break out in a rash... of cold"
2. When you think is that a snow man or a man?
3. One frozen people, two frozen people, muwahahaha (seasme street reference to the count)4. It doesn't snow, it appears
5. If you think your carrot nosed snowman can last more than 24 hours without catching sever frostbite.. of the snow.
6. When cars go sliding around the road and you say "whee I wanna play too!"
7. It's cold when you ponder if your cell phone has a freezing point like water.
8. A brain freeze happens everytime you go outside
9. "Look yellow snow, oh wait thats the dog"
10. You get pelted by falling icycles.

YAY that was acutally a difficult task to complete... 10 things that made that too hard to do! YAY!