Rather pick flowers instead of fights... or noses.

• So the past couple of weeks have been interesting.... to say the least. I have done the following:
• Diagnosed with a double ear infection
• Passed my Abnormal Psychology class
• Got a stalker
• Eaten at 5 Guys Burgers and Fries
• Began to meditate
• Thought about the meaning of life

That last one there is just kind of a constant thing. So I pretty much got myself a stalker. HONESTLY a library student worker gets a stalker. I always wanted one... however the grass isn't so much green on the other side. So I took this chicka out to eat because me being me was like "Oh lets make sure I am gay" that was totally stupid of me. Now I have basically in essence a girlfriend that... well... words cannot describe. I don't want to break her heart but I have got to. Lets think of ways to get rid of a stalker!

• Fart like a cow in front of her while she is holding your hand
• Do the "pull my finger" joke
• Think of ways to include Paint Chips into Fish and Chips
• Re-think paint chip idea because nobody likes fish
• Consider becoming a cannibal for day. Like for Halloween or Christmas!
• Angry cow disease. A lot like mad cow only more angry
• Make a blog posting about dogs anus's
• Think blowtorch and fireworks

Okay I think I got just a little carried away. Honestly I don't know what I am supposed to do, she borrowed some books and she is a little attached. I am usually the one attached to people. Honestly it's like the table has been turned! Just a little quick update now I am going to go look into a nap and think haha.

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