Trumpets! Now cue the french horn! And now...

I feel I should get a standing ovation or a banner that says "welcome back" or maybe a party hat how about a little kazoo? Is this all asking too much for my first REAL day back at work for the semester? I guess I shouldn't expect anything. What was I thinking? *kicks self in shin*

You know I should get something for just showing up for work in today's times. The song "Birthday Sex" by Jeremih (Who in the world names their poor child something like that? HONESTLY how do you even say that! Jerry-meeh?) Anyways the song "Birthday Sex" is number 19 on the billboard charts... it's been ON THE CHART for 18 weeks and it reached number 4!!!! I guess it's like a circle of life or something because the way I see it you were BIRTHED on your birthday so that means sex... and I guess people want it on their birthdays? (I would rather have a Lexus or possibly a pony, got a carrot?) I just wanted to rant about today's youth and how they can be so corrupt.. and they sing in their showers "Birthday sex.. I want.. Birthday sex" I'm not sure how the song goes but I can only imagine how that ones going to end... Maybe with another birthday what 9 months later? This dude Jeremih probably didn't even write his own lyrics or make any of the instrumental music on his album... Does he know what he is even saying or promoting?!

Don't get me started on those Jonas Brothers... Or Hannah Montana AKA Miley Cirus DUN DUN DUN!!!! *Climatic pulling off of blond wig and oodles of kids bursting into tears because Miley and Hannah are the same person* Maybe she is part of a government conspiracy. Note to self: Check Miley AKA Hannah's background.

People just don't get it, they won't get it. Not till it hits them in the face with a small dog attached. They are all the rave nowadays, haven't you seen them at the mall? They come IN the purse already, I mean they are surgically altered INTO the purse, "no need to remove because you can't! Just make sure you give it food occasionally and possibly some water, but don't get the purse part wet because it's a Gucci!" Sometimes I don't even understand.

And never forget! Windex leaves a streak free shine