Have you seen Julie and Julia? Well I watched it a few weeks ago and I thought "Gosh what a great idea!" then I remembered when I cook I don't like how it turns out. Things turn out just fine and every body loves them (or at least says they do) but I don't I always think "yuck tastes a little dry" or "Gross too much salt". The only thing is this is ONLY with my cooking, I must be too judgmental about my food. So in my case it would be Taylor and Julia and I don't think that works and wouldn't get me a movie about my life and how I decided to cook to get my mind off the boring desk job and suck-y-ness of life in general. But this is beside the point. Actually I don't really know if this had a point... hmmm....
LIST TIME because what good is a blog without a list, or at least something to get a small giggle out of a reader!
Todays theme is, things to say to a classroom to get peoples attention (or to get them to tune you out):
1. "And now a word from our sponsor"
2. "CONDOM" Oh boy does that one work, I have tried it.
3. "You get this whatchamacallit number and do that with it"
4. "Is that superman?!"
5. "I think the mother-ship is calling, can you take a message?"
6. "Don't make me break out the bagpipes" ~ Thanks to Vic for this idea.
7. "Why yes toilet paper stuck to your shoe is all the rage in Europe"
8. "No I don't suppose that is something you should do in public"
9. "I want control!"
10. "And now back to the show"
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I have the same problem with my cooking. I think its more that after I spend all that time on it I just plain don't want it anymore.
ReplyDeleteMegs: Too true! Cooking stuff is extremely time consuming.
ReplyDeleteA word from our sponsor is one of my all time faves to say.
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