10 ways to know if you are having a great morning

In contrast to my semi-angry blog the other day this one is quite the opposite, not all like attractive opposite but more like the kind of opposite they teach on seasme street. I decided that I should give some excellent ways to tell if you are having a great morning!

1. You wake up and you do not step in cat throw up- it's like a land mine only more mushy and less explod-y

2. Your car does not make that sound- you know that one sound that you think "I should get that checked" and then never do because who in the world has time for these things?

3. You know you aren't in Russia- because in Russia mornings grate you. Lame I know but I am on a roll with these In Russia jokes, I only pick on them because I am leaning about them in HIST 326. Next week I will prolly be telling jokes about Italy and Fascism.

4. You realize that you had pizza for dinner and it is possible to eat it for breakfast- this is of course only if you wake up early enough to get a slice, you know how rotten it is to take that last piece of something or other when someone was really craving it!? Yeah happens almost dailiy for me.

5. You do not have signing lawn ornaments- we couldn't find any singing lawn ornaments that were willing to stick around during the winter, although feel free to drive past in the summer and listen to our singing flamingos rendition of "It's a small world"

6. When you wake up sining Lady Gaga and Ke$ha- only on good mornings do I wake up with songs already in my head, usually they just fliter in after the voices are done arguing.

7. You realize your broom has a full tank!- Have you ever had to stop for.. broom fuel while on your way to work? I mean honesly filling up one those... broom tanks... takes like 20 bucks! that is hard earned cold cash right there! Just don't leave your dust pan in the ignition they don't like that.

8. When you decide to name all the squirrls you can find. I think that ones name is Dawn and that one is Matt.. Matt likes garbage, he REALLY likes garbage when there is leftovers from McD's in there.

9. When you make it to your desitination without freezing off your left butt cheek. This also goes for hacking up a left lung. I must not like my left side.

10. When you get a facebook message! Who doesn't want these? Honestly?